Careless Plastic Bag User:

I hate you.

Careless Plastic Bag user — this is your bag thrashing in my tree. Author photo.

Careless Plastic Bag User,

I hate you.

The one-time use plastic bag you used to carry home heavens-knows-what is now flapping in the branches of my 125-year old black walnut above my beautiful brick patio.

Every time I’m outside — which is a LOT — the sound of your careless action fills my ears and hurts my eyes.